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ii read smut. tons of smut.

phan-you-not:

phantaray:

Jealous Dan omg

HE’S SO JEALOUS THOUGH I LITERALLY CANNOT

“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

hartsquared embracing

imlouisejuan:

5 year old Peej

in Danisnotonfire’s new video

madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

missflurry:

STOP SCROLLING AND READ THIS

I am on holiday in Scotland and I made a tour with a boat on the Loch Ness, not knowing that THE LOCH NESS MONSTER WAS JUST NEXT TO THE BOAT. I didnt really believe in the monster but when we were on the middle of the lake IT SUDDENLY APPEARED, ROARED, and went back into the lake. I could snap this picture before it dissapeared but others weren’t that lucky. Im sorry it’s blurry but I had to make it real quickly. SPREAD THE NEWS, THE MYTH IS REAL: NESSIE EXISTS!

damndanhowell:

phantasticphil:

nikkijusttalk:

I’m sorry but doesn’t the bottom panel just look like Phil got a little…er…excited by Dan’s hand near his crotch and they both notice and try to cover it up without being to awkward about it. Seriously, Phil even does the whole ‘Castiel watching porn’ thing and looks down at it, before pulling his shirt down to cover it, and Dan sneakily peeks at it, realises, internally freaks out before remembering he’s doing an interview and trying to act normal. 

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'my north has risen'

snowsann:

this is pretty sad actually

napkincole:

"We literally had to unscrew the door at 3 o'clock in the morning."

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”